Trying to start a blog is lame.

You know what's lame? Being lame is lame. I decided to start this blog as avenue to spew my hatred for certain people\places\objects etc, in a healthy and hopefully humorous way. But already I have been thwarted!
Here's a list of the following people who made it into my first post because they are so lame they took my first choices of a URL for my blog.

www.lame.blogspot.com
This guy thinks he can take the top spot of lameness with comics! I got frustrated and bored about four sentences in, but from what I can gather this guy sits around writing comics based around the periodic table on another site, and then blogs about his exciting adventures on this site. He then begs people to find it funny, all the while making complex references to World of Warcraft and other hobbies enjoyed by virgins.

www.lamelamelame.blogspot.com
This one just kind of hurt my eyes. First of all IT'S ALL WRITTEN IN CAPITALS AND THAT JUST REMINDS ME OF MY MUM. She's still new to the whole SMS text messaging thing and can't figure out how to get out of caps so I feel like she's constantly yelling when she asks IF IM COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT AND IF SO COULD I BRING SOME BUTTER BECAUSE SHE FORGOT TO PICK SOME UP!!!!!!!! LOVE MUM!!!! ARRGGHHHHH!!!!

So there's immediate points lost, but it's not just the capitals. I just have no idea what the blog is even about, I gather the author has some interest in sports because there's a fully awesome photo of a soccer ball with lightning shooting through it and then there is an indepth discussion of the difference between two shirts worn by some sportsmen......

and I quote.... in its entirety...

" see>>? muahahahahahah. =.='' that one, red colour shirt one.. seeeeeeeeee?? tell u wud.. he sux =]]]]] andandandand that blue shirt one? cool... muahahahahahahah...

h0h0h0h0h.. and that liverpool thingy sux too.. =]]]]]] "


But that's about it really. So again, another waste of a good URL that I could have used..

(I will give him some extra credit because his smiley faces have in excess of four double chins and that made me laugh. Also, in parts, he has turned his back on the traditional "haha's" and explored the benefits of using "hohoho's" which makes me feel jolly.)


www.superlame.blogspot.com
This one just shits me because there is NOTHING! Just a big, blank expanse of whiteness, someone took the name and did nothing with it. Such a waste...




So this is where I ended up, www.lameylamelame.blogspot.com

Obviously I chose this because all the others were taken, but I also find that if you sing the words 'lamey lame lame' and shake your head from side to side like those bobble headed dogs that sit on your dashboard, then it makes it less harsh and promotes good times for all.






You tried it didn't you?




Rant over.